Global Cost Reduction Idea Database Administrator is a real job

"DCCARGEEK" (dccargeek) 10/21/2013 at 15:17 • Filed to: None

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Ford Motor Company is currently looking to fill the position of Database Administrator for their Global Cost Reduction Idea Database.

In an effort to prove my capabilities and qualifications to fill this position I've "administrated" my own Global Cost Reduction Idea Database for review (see image).

Do you have ideas? If so, share them below.

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 15:20

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With suggestions like that, you should change your name to Juan Wilkes Booth.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 15:21

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Lincoln needs a cost increase. It needs to be resurrected! They need to hit that brand with a shitload of monies. It needs to receive cars that benchmark, without a shadow of a doubt, above Cadillac, but most importantly it needs to become the glory its former self was.

Volvosaurus-Rex > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 15:21

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I loled.

The sad part is there's probably a number of people within Ford that have made a similar spreadsheet to yours.

Volvosaurus-Rex > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 15:22

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I loled.

The sad part is there's probably a number of people within Ford that have made a similar spreadsheet to yours.

DCCARGEEK > Volvosaurus-Rex 10/21/2013 at 15:24

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It's funny, I was reading over Ford's busines plan they sent to Congress from...2006 IIRC, and in it they talked about the future of Mercury being an EV contender by 2014.

That clearly isn't going to happen.

DCCARGEEK > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/21/2013 at 15:27

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Oh, I know what it needs, but I'm here to save FoMoCo money, not save Lincoln. The fastest was to save Ford money is to take away the American-only distraction that is Lincoln.

DCCARGEEK > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/21/2013 at 15:29

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Oh, I know what it needs, but I'm here to save FoMoCo money, not save Lincoln. The fastest was to save Ford money is to take away the American-only distraction that is Lincoln.

Volvosaurus-Rex > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 15:31

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SHHHHH!!!! Rebadged Fords don't know yet, we haven't told them...poor guys :/

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 16:16

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Lincoln needs a cost increase. It needs to be resurrected! They need to hit that brand with a shitload of monies. It needs to receive cars that benchmark, without a shadow of a doubt, above Cadillac, but most importantly it needs to become the glory its former self was.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > DCCARGEEK 10/21/2013 at 16:29

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#21, stop breaking your automation equipment (I work for an automation company that supplies Ford, among others).